just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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