If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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