i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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