Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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