I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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