so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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