I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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