Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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