So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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