So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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