I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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