Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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