Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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