Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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