Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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