I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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