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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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