it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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