I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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