oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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