Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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