Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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