Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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