doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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