I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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