Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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