Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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