Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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