The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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