oh god the rape fog is back!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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