I want you more than these girls want KFC
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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