he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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