Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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