Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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