i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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