Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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