margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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