thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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