jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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