I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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