I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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