so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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