Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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