Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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