Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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