i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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