Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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