But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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