Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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