worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
A+ Viking dick
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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